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Name: Charlie
Country: United States
State: Texas
Metro: Austin
Birthday: 8/15/1905
Gender: Male
Interests: Running (long distance, sprinting), chewing furniture, tearing up any kind of paper (especially toilet paper), tea kettle noises, barking in my crate, cuddling, hugs and kisses, pig ears, my girl Patches, the DOG PARK
Expertise: impressively replicating the exact sound of a tea kettle, especially when I have to pee.
Occupation: Consulting
Industry: Textiles
Message: message me
Member Since:
3/23/2006
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| Tag! Each player of this game starts with the "6 weird things/habits about you". People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 6 weird habits/things as well as state this rule clearly. In the end, you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Don't forget to leave a comment that says "you are tagged" in their comments and tell them to read your blog.
1. When I get up in the morning I like to rub my cold, wet nose all over Annie's face because it gives me a sick, twisted sense of satisfaction
2. I sometimes lick Sam's butt. Just for fun.
3. Sometimes I ask myself "WWLD?" What would Lassie do? It helps me do the right thing, like stay in the bathtub when I'm supposed to.
4. I ride in the car with my head out the window when it is extremely cold outside, and I love it.
5. I would sell my soul for a baggie full of pepperoni
6. I won't walk on wet grass. I refuse to go to the bathroom unless it hasn't rained recently.
Come on, it's fun...now you do it:
Rover, Pepper, Sam, Sparky, Spot, Muffin
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| Well, I go swimming all the time now, so I thought I would post some pictures and show you all my skills. These pictures are from a few weeks ago when I first started really swimming, rather than just putting my dumb feet in the water and drinking it.
This is from when Anthony got really scared in the water, so I had to hug him...
This is me and my girl... I love the raft. It lets me be close to my people but also gives me a chance to relax and not have to paddle!
I'm a pretty serious swimmer. And it sucks to be Sam, cause he's afraid of the water. Dirty border collie.
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| Haha Sam had to get a bath and I didn't. Haha, that little punk deserves it. I hate him. Now my owners have started putting me in my crate instead of him! Thats such an insult, cause I am clearly superior to him. Life really sucks for me. I don't ever get anything I want.
Oh yeah, I pooped on a golf course today. Anthony was so proud of me. | | |
| Well, I've been doing some research into my breed and I'm pretty sure I'm at least part German Short-haired Pointer, if not all. I might have some dalmation, but definitely not full (Dalmations SUCK!!). One of the personality traits of my breed is that I'm extremely clingly!! A nick-name for us is "velcro dog." I don't know why, but this made a lot of sense to my owners. I don't think I'm very clingy or needy at all!! I just love hugs. Mmmm... Hugs... I love going up to Annie and putting my front legs on her lap and nuzzling my head against her. It doesn't matter how many times she says no, I just love her so much I can't stand to be on the floor while she's on the chair. She pets me so perfectly. It's heaven on earth. And the way she smells... It's my favorite smell.. The closer I get to her... It's like... Magic. Being close to her is like a drug. I want more!!! I can't stop!! I need to be with her!! It doesn't matter how many times they say "keep all four of your stupid paws on the ground," two of my paws always have to be on her. I know I'm not supposed to jump up on people but I just can't stand to be so far away from their faces. I can't stand to be so far away, here on the lowly ground. I love hugs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, I still don't understand why they think I'm so clingy.
So, today, Sam has already gotten to go outside three times and I've only gotten to go twice. It's so stupid. It's so unfair. Oh, the humanity. I've been thinking about calling up to the humane society and asking them to find me a new home. But I know that no matter how mad I get at Annie, I'm still obsessed with her, so that wouldn't really work out in that whole arena. Plus the other dogs up there are dirty, smelly, diseased, and they never shut up. They sit there and bark and howl at whoever walks through the door, like that's actually going to impress someone. I know how to make people love me. I just get the famous Charlie smile on my face and sit there like a perfect little angel (hahaha) and everyone loves me. I should give lessons to those dumb dogs.
This past weekend I went swimming a lot. I had to rescue Annie and Anthony every time they jumped in the pool. I probably saved their lives about twenty times apiece. They really don't appreciate me enough. They should give me treats more.
I hate Sam.
I love trash.
I hate my leash.
I love Annie!!!
I think I have to get a bath today. Bummer. | | |
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